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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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