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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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