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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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