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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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