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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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