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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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