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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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