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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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