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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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