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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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