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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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