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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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