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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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