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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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