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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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