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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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