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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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