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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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