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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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