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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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