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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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