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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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