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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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