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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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