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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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