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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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