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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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