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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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