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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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