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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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