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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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