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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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