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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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