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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sugar eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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