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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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