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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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