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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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