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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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