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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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