Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.