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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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