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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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