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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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