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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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