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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rocky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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