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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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