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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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