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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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