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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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