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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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