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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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