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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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