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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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