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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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