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Pet death
My
mother
had their beloved pet
snake 🐍
Jelly
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯
a crocodile 🐊
a warthog 🐗
a wild boar 🐗
a velociraptor 🦖
a lion 🦁
an elephant 🐘
a pufferfish 🐡
a cheetah 😺
a hyena 🐺
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