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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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