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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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