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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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