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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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