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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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