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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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