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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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